What People Said Tornadoes Sounded Like Before the Invention of the Freight Train (in Reverse Chronological Order)

Monologue: Yeah, Well the Weather Doesn’t Want to Talk About You Either

Monologue: Your Driver Hopes You’re Sharing His Epiphany

List: Batting Heckles Uttered by the Dad On My Son’s Little League Team Who is a Meteorology Professor and Whose Research Interests Include Cloud-Based Analytics for Spatio-Temporal Data With a Primary Focus On Climate, Hydrological and Ecological Sciences

Do Eggs Belong On a Burger? That’s Something People Would Be Interested in Reading About, Right?

We’re The Board of Directors for The Polar Express and We’re Begging the President: Get to Infrastructure Week Already

List: Please Send Help: My 13-Year-Old Cousin’s Recent Google Searches

I Brush My Teeth at Work Just to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself

Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Sven Drove a Tiny Car, Ate a Big Sandwich