Steam locomotives
Horse-drawn carriages
Roman chariots
Horses
Really heavy men jogging
Brontosauruses
Tornadoes
April 25, 2007
What People Said Tornadoes Sounded Like Before the Invention of the Freight Train (in Reverse Chronological Order)
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