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April 25, 2007

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What People Said Tornadoes Sounded Like Before the Invention of the Freight Train (in Reverse Chronological Order)

by L.T. Chong

Steam locomotives

Horse-drawn carriages

Roman chariots

Horses

Really heavy men jogging

Brontosauruses

Tornadoes

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