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All posts tagged
trains
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May 1, 2020Dos and Don’ts For Finding the Right Snowpiercer Train Car for Your Child
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February 19, 2020The Great American Bison: A History of Death and Resilience
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December 13, 2018We’re the Board of Directors for The Polar Express and We’re Begging the President: Get to Infrastructure Week Already
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October 17, 2018Trolley Problems That Make You, a Millennial Woman of Color, Wish You Had Two Trolleys
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September 27, 2018Train’s Songwriting Team Finalize the Lyrics of “Hey, Soul Sister”
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April 27, 2016In Defense of Train Subsidies, by Someone Trapped in the Bathroom of a Southbound Rail Car
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December 23, 2015The Polar Express, As Run By the Metropolitan Transportation Authority
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August 12, 2015Not So Timeless After All: Engine That Could, The Little
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May 1, 2015Honest Subway Announcements
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April 20, 2015Lesser-Known Trolley Problem Variations
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 16, 2021As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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April 23, 2021Shakespeare Finds Out About the “Shakespeare Authorship Question” from Walter Mondale
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April 22, 2021Our Company Is Committed to Going 100% Carbon-Free By the Year 3000
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April 22, 2021Cassandra Speaks Up