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All posts tagged
trains
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December 13, 2018We’re the Board of Directors for The Polar Express and We’re Begging the President: Get to Infrastructure Week Already
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October 17, 2018Trolley Problems That Make You, a Millennial Woman of Color, Wish You Had Two Trolleys
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September 27, 2018Train’s Songwriting Team Finalize the Lyrics of “Hey, Soul Sister”
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April 27, 2016In Defense of Train Subsidies, by Someone Trapped in the Bathroom of a Southbound Rail Car
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December 23, 2015The Polar Express, As Run By the Metropolitan Transportation Authority
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August 12, 2015Not So Timeless After All: Engine That Could, The Little
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May 1, 2015Honest Subway Announcements
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April 20, 2015Lesser-Known Trolley Problem Variations
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February 21, 2014An Open Letter to Men On the Subway, Specifically During Morning Rush Hour On the A Train Between Jay Street and Canal
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June 5, 2013Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #14: The Trouble with Trains
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director