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All posts tagged
trains
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April 4, 2023The Little Engine That Could, But Chose Not To
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May 1, 2020Dos and Don’ts For Finding the Right Snowpiercer Train Car for Your Child
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February 19, 2020The Great American Bison: A History of Death and Resilience
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December 13, 2018We’re the Board of Directors for The Polar Express and We’re Begging the President: Get to Infrastructure Week Already
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October 17, 2018Trolley Problems That Make You, a Millennial Woman of Color, Wish You Had Two Trolleys
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September 27, 2018Train’s Songwriting Team Finalize the Lyrics of “Hey, Soul Sister”
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April 27, 2016In Defense of Train Subsidies, by Someone Trapped in the Bathroom of a Southbound Rail Car
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December 23, 2015The Polar Express, As Run By the Metropolitan Transportation Authority
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August 12, 2015Not So Timeless After All: Engine That Could, The Little
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May 1, 2015Honest Subway Announcements
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November 29, 2023Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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December 4, 2023The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps?
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February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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December 6, 2023Answering Questions at the Climate Summit After My Speech in Support of Oil World
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December 6, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: Anne Carson