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All posts tagged
trains
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August 12, 2015Not So Timeless After All: Engine That Could, The Little
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May 1, 2015Honest Subway Announcements
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April 20, 2015Lesser-Known Trolley Problem Variations
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February 21, 2014An Open Letter to Men On the Subway, Specifically During Morning Rush Hour On the A Train Between Jay Street and Canal
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June 5, 2013Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #14: The Trouble with Trains
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March 19, 2012The Tao of the C Train
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November 14, 2011How to Ride a Train
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November 9, 2011Attention Passengers: This Train Will Be Operating As a Metaphor
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August 15, 2011Unit Test: A Train Leaves the Station at 2:00 PM
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February 28, 2011I Don’t Mean to Blow Your Mind Here, But I’m Not Just a Normal Guy—I’m a Mash-Up Artist
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian