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trains
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December 23, 2015The Polar Express, As Run By the Metropolitan Transportation Authority
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August 12, 2015Not So Timeless After All: Engine That Could, The Little
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May 1, 2015Honest Subway Announcements
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April 20, 2015Lesser-Known Trolley Problem Variations
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February 21, 2014An Open Letter to Men On the Subway, Specifically During Morning Rush Hour On the A Train Between Jay Street and Canal
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June 5, 2013Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #14: The Trouble with Trains
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March 19, 2012The Tao of the C Train
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November 14, 2011How to Ride a Train
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November 9, 2011Attention Passengers: This Train Will Be Operating As a Metaphor
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August 15, 2011Unit Test: A Train Leaves the Station at 2:00 PM
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