McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
All posts tagged
trains
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November 14, 2011Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Ride a Train
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November 9, 2011Attention Passengers: This Train Will Be Operating As a Metaphor
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August 15, 2011Unit Test: A Train Leaves the Station at 2:00 PM
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February 28, 2011I Don’t Mean to Blow Your Mind Here, But I’m Not Just a Normal Guy—I’m a Mash-Up Artist
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June 19, 2007Thomas the NJ Transit Train
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May 15, 2007Monologue: Your Driver Hopes You’re Sharing His Epiphany
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April 25, 2007List: What People Said Tornadoes Sounded Like Before the Invention of the Freight Train (in Reverse Chronological Order)
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June 14, 2006B.R. Cohen’s Annals of Science: Vol. XI: I Got Your Theory of Everything Right Here, Engineer Fred
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February 1, 2006List: Responses to People on the 6 Train That Hopefully Convey My Feelings in a Polite Way
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October 9, 2005Sestina: Sestina for the Q Train
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
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October 17, 2018I’m the Kind of Guy Who Says What He Thinks Even If It’s “Politically Incorrect” and Who Also Happens to Agree With Adolf Hitler On a Few Things
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October 17, 2018List: Trolley Problems That Make You, a Millennial Woman of Color, Wish You Had Two Trolleys
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October 17, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: “Us” and “Them”
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October 17, 2018Everything You Need to Know About Your Public Library’s New Murder Dome