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All posts tagged
trains
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June 19, 2007Thomas the NJ Transit Train
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May 15, 2007Your Driver Hopes You’re Sharing His Epiphany
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April 25, 2007What People Said Tornadoes Sounded Like Before the Invention of the Freight Train (in Reverse Chronological Order)
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June 14, 2006B.R. Cohen’s Annals of Science: Vol. XI: I Got Your Theory of Everything Right Here, Engineer Fred
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February 1, 2006Responses to People on the 6 Train That Hopefully Convey My Feelings in a Polite Way
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October 9, 2005Sestina: Sestina for the Q Train
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April 9, 2004Travels With My Antecessors: Michelle Orange Goes in Search of Her Name: Basta Cosi, Part Seven
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April 8, 2004Travels With My Antecessors: Michelle Orange Goes in Search of Her Name: Basta Cosi, Part Six
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December 9, 2003An Open Letter to People Who “Tut” on the Tube
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July 29, 2002Actually Heard on the New York City Subway/Never Heard on the New York City Subway
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian