I was going to order cheese, but thought that would be uncool.

I couldn’t be the only one who ordered the Triple-Queso Cheese Bowl?

Vegetables are just vehicles for cheese.

Lettuce negates cheese.

All lettuce is the same: better with cheese.

I love cheese.

I eat cheese in the bathtub every night.

I don’t know what kale is.

I never want to know what kale is.

Does it come soaked with cheese?

I will try kale if it’s soaked with cheese.