1. “I promise not to talk about your massive plastic surgeries that didn’t work.”

2. “Why are you so obsessed with me?”

3. “It’s almost like… does he watch television?”

4. “He put on glasses so people will think he’s smart. And it just doesn’t work! You know people can see through the glasses.”

5. “I, like, invented her, you know what I mean?”

6. “My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure; it’s not your fault.”

7. “The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.”

8. “My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”

9. “Get in, loser.”

10. “Her ass is too fat.”

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Donald Trump: 1, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 10
Regina George: 2, 5, 9