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June 10, 2002

Lists

Words Overheard in an Amtrak Dining Car Bound for Seattle

by Jonathan Fine

airlines
assholes
Bill Gates
consolidation
decisions
decreased demand
depression
downward spiral
government
individuals
logic
money
neighbor
pricey
rental
retaliation
thermobaric
well-publicized

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