SCHOLAR MATCH
BAY AREA: After a five-year hiatus, ScholarMatch’s signature event, Trivia Night, is back! Join ScholarMatch on October 9 at the Cartoon Art Museum for an evening of delicious tacos, tequila, and, of course, lots of pop trivia. Click for tickets and more info.
Articles by
Adam Dietz
Adam Dietz is a writer and podcaster. He lives in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, with his wife and their dog, Mochi.
-
May 17, 2024If Trump Wins, I’m Going to Have to Move to Canada to Be Closer to My Long-Distance Girlfriend, Lisa
-
November 8, 2023Baby, You Know I’m Not Good at Math, but I Do Know That You + Me = Something
-
July 13, 2023It’s the Job of My Dreams, But I’d Have to Write a Cover Letter, So Never Mind
-
June 16, 2023reCAPTCHAs Written by Your Dad
-
May 9, 2023But Is It Bespoke?
-
April 12, 2023At My Age, My Dad Was Almost Done with That Tom Clancy Novel
-
June 9, 2022Job Posting for Junior Office Scapegoat
-
May 17, 2022The Great Lakes Gatsby
-
February 8, 2022Five Misconceptions About Self-Publishing (Your Own Unauthorized Sequel to Walden)
-
September 27, 2021There’s Never Been a Worst Time in History to Be a Man (Stuck in a Hole)
-
May 3, 2021It’s Me, God, and Yes, I Do Know What Brian Wilson Would Be Without You: Fine
-
June 25, 2020Questions Kevin McCallister Should Have Asked Donald Trump At The Plaza Hotel In Home Alone 2
Trending 🔥
-
September 11, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait
-
August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
-
September 9, 2024A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life
-
August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
Recently
-
September 13, 2024A First-Year Teacher Learns to Use Adhesives from Her Mentor
-
September 13, 2024Our Political Parties Have Totally Realigned
-
September 12, 2024Voters Deserve an Explanation of Harris’s Flip-Flops, but Not One for Whatever Psychotic Thing Trump Is Saying
-
September 12, 2024J. D. Vance Imagines a Day in the Life of a Pet-Eating Immigrant