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Adam Dietz
Adam Dietz is a writer and podcaster. He lives in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, with his wife and their dog, Mochi.
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May 17, 2024If Trump Wins, I’m Going to Have to Move to Canada to Be Closer to My Long-Distance Girlfriend, Lisa
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November 8, 2023Baby, You Know I’m Not Good at Math, but I Do Know That You + Me = Something
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July 13, 2023It’s the Job of My Dreams, But I’d Have to Write a Cover Letter, So Never Mind
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June 16, 2023reCAPTCHAs Written by Your Dad
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May 9, 2023But Is It Bespoke?
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April 12, 2023At My Age, My Dad Was Almost Done with That Tom Clancy Novel
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June 9, 2022Job Posting for Junior Office Scapegoat
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May 17, 2022The Great Lakes Gatsby
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February 8, 2022Five Misconceptions About Self-Publishing (Your Own Unauthorized Sequel to Walden)
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September 27, 2021There’s Never Been a Worst Time in History to Be a Man (Stuck in a Hole)
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May 3, 2021It’s Me, God, and Yes, I Do Know What Brian Wilson Would Be Without You: Fine
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June 25, 2020Questions Kevin McCallister Should Have Asked Donald Trump At The Plaza Hotel In Home Alone 2
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