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Articles by
Ali Kelley
Ali Kelley is a writer living in Brooklyn. She writes essays and satire about office life, trash pop culture, and the absurdity of being a woman. You can find her online at aliskelley.com.
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May 15, 2019Suburban Legends
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August 17, 2018OUR Wedding is All About YOU
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March 21, 2018List: Men At Work Song or Men at Your Work Responding to #MeToo Allegations?
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June 16, 2017List: Rainforest Café Menu Item or Nickname Given to Justin by His Really Cool Step-Dad, Rick, and Not My Emotionally Withholding, Biological Father, Doug?
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January 27, 2017List: MTV Casting Call or Catcall?
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers