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Ali Kelley

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Ali Kelley is a writer living in Brooklyn. She writes essays and satire about office life, trash pop culture, and the absurdity of being a woman. You can find her online at aliskelley.com.

March 21, 2018

List: Men At Work Song or Men at Your Work Responding to #MeToo Allegations?

ALI KELLEY
June 16, 2017

List: Rainforest Café Menu Item or Nickname Given to Justin by His Really Cool Step-Dad, Rick, and Not My Emotionally Withholding, Biological Father, Doug?

ALI KELLEY
January 27, 2017

List: MTV Casting Call or Catcall?

ALI KELLEY

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