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Ali Kelley
Ali Kelley is a writer living in Brooklyn. She writes essays and satire about office politics, teen angst, and the suburbs. You can find her online at alikelley.com.
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March 10, 2021Things I Have to Say to My Male Colleagues Versus Things They Say to Me
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December 26, 2020Jokes I’ve Told That My Male Colleagues Didn’t Like
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December 17, 2020A Warning from the CDC for All Hallmark Movie Protagonists Returning to Their Hometowns This Christmas
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October 22, 2020Complaints I’d Have If I Owned a House Instead of Rented an Apartment
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November 1, 2019Welcome to Gray: The Premiere Island Hideaway for Women of a Certain Age
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June 12, 2019Introducing Our Most Aspirational Bag, The Juliette
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May 15, 2019Suburban Legends
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August 17, 2018OUR Wedding is All About YOU
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March 21, 2018Men At Work Song or Men at Your Work Responding to #MeToo Allegations?
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June 16, 2017Rainforest Café Menu Item or Nickname Given to Justin by His Really Cool Step-Dad, Rick, and Not My Emotionally Withholding, Biological Father, Doug?
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January 27, 2017MTV Casting Call or Catcall?
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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January 5, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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December 31, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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January 10, 2022How We Will Separate You from Any Lingering Hope and Other Important Topics of Today’s Faculty Meeting
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January 26, 2022Our School District’s New Emergency Preparedness Guidelines Are Based on the Book of Revelation