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Brittany Van Horne
Brittany Van Horne is a freelance comedy writer and social media producer based in Los Angeles; formerly a staffer on Full Frontal with Samantha Bee. Her flashiest accomplishment so far is losing an Emmy.
May 2, 2019Monologue: As a Wealthy Republican TV Pundit, I Am a Champion of the People and an Enemy of the Elites
October 24, 2018The Performative Ally Theater Program
October 5, 2018I #BelieveWomen (When It’s Convenient)
January 26, 2018The #MeToo Movement Has Put a Stranglehold On Me, the Least Funny Person in the Room
June 2, 2017Monologue: I’m a Baby Boomer and I’m Mad That the World Isn’t a Stagnant Rock
March 2, 2017Monologue: I Am the World’s Most Fuckable Conservative Wunderkind and I Demand Your Respect