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Brooke Knisley
Brooke Knisley teaches in Emerson’s first-year writing program and is always looking for a new album to listen to. She has balance issues.
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April 7, 2021I’m Sorry I Haven’t Graded Your Essays Yet — I’ve Been Busy Living Under Late-Stage Capitalism During a Global Pandemic
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August 19, 2019Dick Jokes for People Who Claim They Don’t Like Dick Jokes
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June 11, 2019Things People Say to Me, a Disabled Person Taking Prescription Medications, When They Hear I Won’t Have Health Insurance Upon Finishing Grad School
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July 23, 2018Places Where Social Influencers Do the ‘Dancer’ Pose and the Corresponding Poverty Rates
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 2, 2024JD Vance, a Very Normal Human Man, Sells Used Cars
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