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Brooke Knisley
Brooke Knisley teaches in Emerson’s first-year writing program and is always looking for a new album to listen to. She has balance issues.
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April 7, 2021I’m Sorry I Haven’t Graded Your Essays Yet — I’ve Been Busy Living Under Late-Stage Capitalism During a Global Pandemic
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August 19, 2019Dick Jokes for People Who Claim They Don’t Like Dick Jokes
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June 11, 2019Things People Say to Me, a Disabled Person Taking Prescription Medications, When They Hear I Won’t Have Health Insurance Upon Finishing Grad School
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July 23, 2018Places Where Social Influencers Do the ‘Dancer’ Pose and the Corresponding Poverty Rates
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian