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Brooke Preston
Brooke Preston is a comedy writer and performer based in Ohio. Her satire has appeared in McSweeney’s, The Second City, Men’s Health, Funny or Die, Romper, Reductress, and others. She is a faculty member of The Second City, and a co-founder and editor of The Belladonna. Brooke’s first book, New Erotica for Feminists based off the McSweeney’s piece of the same name, comes out in November 2018.
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