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Articles by
Colin Wentworth
Colin Wentworth is a writer and comedian in Boston, MA. He produces Friend Club Sketch Comedy and performs a two-man show with his dad. It’s real cute. Check him out on Instagram @uniquespirit889.
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July 26, 2022I’m the Roommate You Never Speak to and I’m About to Have Loud Sex
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September 20, 2021Introducing Manlight: The Nightlight for Men Who Aren’t Afraid of the Dark
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November 18, 2020Welcome to Dog Influencer Heaven
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October 27, 2020Questions You May Be Asked While Phone Banking For The Skeleton Prince
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August 27, 2020Is This How Running Is Supposed to Feel?
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June 9, 2020Damn, Brian Got Hot Over Quarantine
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April 6, 2020The Tongue Boys Will NOT Be Canceling the Spring Saliva Licktacular
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November 25, 2019Please Accommodate Our Jolly Rancher Diet This Thanksgiving
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 18, 2024I’m a Guardrail, and I Don’t Know What the Fuck You People Want from Me
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat