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Eric Silver
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June 8, 2007Welcome To Jdate: Creating Your Profile
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December 13, 2006The Azande Tribesman Makes His Weekly Football Picks
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May 26, 2006Spam Finally Taps Into Male Desires
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December 1, 2005Do You Have an Aztec Problem? What Every Homeowner Should Know
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October 3, 2005The Earlier Epic Battles of Grendel’s Mother
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April 29, 2005Are You Falling In Love With Your Excess Body Fat?
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April 15, 2005List: Chapter Headings on the Directions for IRS Form 1040 That Will Become the Titles of Best-Selling Thrillers by John Grisham, C.P.A
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November 3, 2004Why Is My Baby Crying?
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July 28, 2004What’s (So) Funny About Peace, Love, and Understanding
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June 11, 2004How to Spoil Your Panther for Under Ten Dollars
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May 3, 2004Substitute Limericks
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February 10, 2004Open Letter: An Open Letter to Baseball’s Bill Madlock
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 1, 2018List: Honest Greeting Cards You Should Expect From the Women In Your Life This Week
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October 15, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Travesty
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October 15, 2018Why I Keep My Household Vegan While Crushing Mozzarella Sticks at This Applebee’s
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
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October 12, 2018List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”