The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Evan Waite
Evan Waite is a co-executive producer on Fox’s Family Guy. His first humor book Life Wants You Dead will be published by Chronicle Books in April 2024.
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April 14, 2025This Applebee’s Goes Hard
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May 15, 2024“Ruining Your Credit So No One Wants to Steal Your Identity”: An Excerpt from Evan Waite’s New Book, Life Wants You Dead
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January 25, 2024As I Say in My Book
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January 12, 2024Martin Luther King Jr. Would Have Wanted You to Buy This Timeshare
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July 11, 2023The U.N. Trial of That One Barber Who Always Screws Up
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May 11, 2023This Counterfeiting Ring Needs to Make Some Changes
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September 13, 2022A Donation in Your Name
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December 3, 2020Thoughts on Our Nude Sushi Model
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August 10, 2020Welcome to Bubble Time Laundromat
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January 23, 2019George Soros Made a Bee Sting Me
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