Articles by
Gary Rudoren
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August 24, 2017Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Photographer at My Kids’ Summer Camp
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May 22, 2017COMEDY BY THE NUMBERS at 10 Years
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July 20, 2015Exiting Agreement for Save Our World Today
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May 27, 2014McSweeney’s Books’ Blasts From the Past: A McSweeney’s Books Excerpt from Comedy By the Numbers
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March 24, 2014Seven-Second Film Auteur Offers You the Deal of a Lifetime
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January 4, 2009Open Letter: An Open Letter to J.J. Abrams Re: Lack of Fat People in Star Trek
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December 10, 2008Revising and Extending My Thank-You Remarks to My Wedding Guests During These Times of Economic Crisis
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April 4, 2018Fifty-Six Questions for Young MC Upon Hearing “Bust a Move” for the First Time in Twenty-Two Years
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April 10, 2018List: Horoscopes for Librarians
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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April 6, 2018We Deeply Regret Hiring the Perpetrators of the Salem Witch Trials as Opinion Columnists
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April 18, 2018The First Female President
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April 18, 2018List: Who Said It: Middle-Aged Woman or Teenage Boy?
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April 18, 2018My Commute and Workday as Described By Ancient Poets
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April 17, 2018List: 17 Words and Phrases You Can’t Spell without “Sean Hannity,” “Michael Cohen,” and “Donald Trump” Arranged in the Shape of a Small Phallus