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Articles by
Gary Rudoren
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August 24, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Photographer at My Kids’ Summer Camp
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May 22, 2017COMEDY BY THE NUMBERS at 10 Years
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July 20, 2015Exiting Agreement for Save Our World Today
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May 27, 2014McSweeney’s Books’ Blasts From the Past: A McSweeney’s Books Excerpt from Comedy By the Numbers
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March 24, 2014Seven-Second Film Auteur Offers You the Deal of a Lifetime
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January 4, 2009Open Letters: An Open Letter to J.J. Abrams Re: Lack of Fat People in Star Trek
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December 10, 2008Revising and Extending My Thank-You Remarks to My Wedding Guests During These Times of Economic Crisis
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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