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Articles by
Gary Rudoren
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June 17, 2021Why I’m Selling My Catalog of Dad Jokes
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March 27, 2020Comedy By The Numbers Salutes Bookmarks!
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August 24, 2017An Open Letter to the Photographer at My Kids’ Summer Camp
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May 22, 2017COMEDY BY THE NUMBERS at 10 Years
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July 20, 2015Exiting Agreement for Save Our World Today
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May 27, 2014McSweeney’s Books’ Blasts From the Past: A McSweeney’s Books Excerpt from Comedy By the Numbers
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March 24, 2014Seven-Second Film Auteur Offers You the Deal of a Lifetime
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January 4, 2009An Open Letter to J.J. Abrams Re: Lack of Fat People in Star Trek
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December 10, 2008Revising and Extending My Thank-You Remarks to My Wedding Guests During These Times of Economic Crisis
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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