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Articles by
Janet Manley
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November 1, 2011It’s Been a Long Time Since a Man Made Love to Me Passionately While Listening to Simply Red
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August 5, 2011My Body is a Performance Machine With Advanced Nutritional Needs
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November 27, 2010Monologue: The Cost Plus World Market Buyer in Charge of Epicurean Imports Addresses Shareholders
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October 14, 2010Writing Your First Novel Should Happen Only After You’ve Written a Tome On Business Strategy
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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