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Janet Manley

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November 1, 2011

It’s Been a Long Time Since a Man Made Love to Me Passionately While Listening to Simply Red

by Janet Manley
August 5, 2011

My Body is a Performance Machine With Advanced Nutritional Needs

by Janet Manley
November 27, 2010

Monologue: The Cost Plus World Market Buyer in Charge of Epicurean Imports Addresses Shareholders

by Janet Manley
October 14, 2010

Writing Your First Novel Should Happen Only After You’ve Written a Tome On Business Strategy

by Janet Manley

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