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Janet Manley
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November 1, 2011It’s Been a Long Time Since a Man Made Love to Me Passionately While Listening to Simply Red
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August 5, 2011My Body is a Performance Machine With Advanced Nutritional Needs
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November 27, 2010Monologue: The Cost Plus World Market Buyer in Charge of Epicurean Imports Addresses Shareholders
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October 14, 2010Writing Your First Novel Should Happen Only After You’ve Written a Tome On Business Strategy
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 1, 2018List: Honest Greeting Cards You Should Expect From the Women In Your Life This Week
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October 15, 2018Please Purchase My Personal Data From Me Directly
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October 15, 2018Why I Keep My Household Vegan While Crushing Mozzarella Sticks at This Applebee’s