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Articles by
Janine Annett
Janine Annett lives in New York and is the author of I Am ‘Why Do I Need Venmo?’ Years Old. Her writing has also appeared in the New Yorker’s Daily Shouts, the New York Times, and other places.
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June 10, 2021Reviews of New Food: High Noon Sun Sips
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January 25, 2021Doctor, Please Help, I’m Feeling Optimistic
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September 10, 2020New “Days-of-the-Week” Shirts
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July 16, 2020Help, I Have a Sporty Kid
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July 14, 2020Mom Hair Through the Ages
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November 14, 2019Reviews of New Food: Tribe Dark Chocolate Hummus
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September 10, 2019I Am “Why Do I Need Venmo?” Years Old
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May 1, 2019Reviews of New Food: Orange Vanilla Coke Zero Sugar
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March 4, 2019Casual Questions for the Chronically Coughing Colleague in Your Open Office
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August 31, 2017How to Log In to the Student Portal
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December 22, 2016A Few Minor Requests Before You Take Your Holiday Vacation
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 4, 2025The White House or The White Lotus?