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Jeff Bender

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Jeff Bender is a writer living in Bellingham, Washington.

February 9, 2018

List: Subtle Ways for Men to Indicate “I’m Single” At the Gym

by Jeff Bender
September 14, 2017

Monologue: I’m a Male Author Photo, Hear Me Brood

by Jeff Bender

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August 12, 2019

List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?

by Erika Vause
August 9, 2019

We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter

by David Howard
August 25, 2016

I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class

by Robin Lee Mozer
August 5, 2019

God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit

by Chas Gillespie

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August 23, 2019

List: Things Trump Can Do to Win Democrats’ Votes

by Jennifer Wright
August 22, 2019

FAQ: Jerusalem Syndrome

by Devorah Blachor
August 22, 2019

Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Man Who Yelled “Go Back to Africa” At Me

by JD Dillard
August 22, 2019

List: Big Questions to Ask Your College-Bound Child Before They Leave For School, Couched In Supportive Parenting Language

by Danielle Claro