The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Jeff Bender
Jeff Bender lives near Philadelphia. He writes for Sports Riot and The Hard Times.
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December 19, 2024A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker
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July 5, 2024How to Ensure Your Annual Beach Vacation Destroys Your Relationship with Your Extended Family
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March 28, 2024Special Features of Trump’s Bible
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August 16, 2023How Rock and Roll Stays Relevant in Middle Age and Beyond
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May 30, 2023I’m the Epigraph to the Novel You’re Reading, and I Don’t Know Why I’m Here Either
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August 12, 2022Bruce Springsteen Lyrics That Hit Differently as I Age
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August 24, 2021I’m the Badass New Teacher at This High School, and This Is My MasterClass
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April 21, 2020Dead Poets Society Goes Online
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February 9, 2018Subtle Ways for Men to Indicate “I’m Single” At the Gym
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September 14, 2017I’m a Male Author Photo, Hear Me Brood
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner
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March 27, 2025Scenes from the First Major League Baseball Game Featuring the New Robot Umpire, HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey