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Jeff Bender

Jeff Bender went to Columbia’s School of the Arts on a fiction scholarship and Davidson College on a wrestling scholarship. His humor and fiction have appeared in Electric Literature, Guernica, Slackjaw, Little Old Lady Comedy, Points in Case, and The Iowa Review. He lives near Philadelphia.

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