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Articles by

Jeff Bender

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Jeff Bender is a writer living in Bellingham, Washington.

February 9, 2018

Subtle Ways for Men to Indicate “I’m Single” At the Gym

by Jeff Bender
September 14, 2017

I’m a Male Author Photo, Hear Me Brood

by Jeff Bender

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November 20, 2017

Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions

by John Rauschenberg
January 24, 2020

Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead

by Lucy Huber and Joanna Davis
January 14, 2020

How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps

by Kristen Mulrooney
January 21, 2020

If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition

by Amanda Lehr

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January 24, 2020

Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead

by Lucy Huber and Joanna Davis
January 24, 2020

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by Dan Caprera and Alex Baia
January 24, 2020

Virginia Woolf Gets Locked Out of Her Room of One’s Own

by Jennie Egerdie and Natalie Sayth
January 23, 2020

The U.S. Department of Education’s Updated Student Loan Repayment Plans

by Chas Gillespie