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Articles by
Jeff Bender
Jeff Bender lives near Philadelphia. He writes for Sports Riot and The Hard Times.
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July 5, 2024How to Ensure Your Annual Beach Vacation Destroys Your Relationship with Your Extended Family
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March 28, 2024Special Features of Trump’s Bible
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August 16, 2023How Rock and Roll Stays Relevant in Middle Age and Beyond
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May 30, 2023I’m the Epigraph to the Novel You’re Reading, and I Don’t Know Why I’m Here Either
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August 12, 2022Bruce Springsteen Lyrics That Hit Differently as I Age
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August 24, 2021I’m the Badass New Teacher at This High School, and This Is My MasterClass
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April 21, 2020Dead Poets Society Goes Online
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February 9, 2018Subtle Ways for Men to Indicate “I’m Single” At the Gym
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September 14, 2017I’m a Male Author Photo, Hear Me Brood
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian