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Articles by
Jeff Bender
Jeff Bender lives near Philadelphia. He writes for Sports Riot and The Hard Times.
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July 5, 2024How to Ensure Your Annual Beach Vacation Destroys Your Relationship with Your Extended Family
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March 28, 2024Special Features of Trump’s Bible
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August 16, 2023How Rock and Roll Stays Relevant in Middle Age and Beyond
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May 30, 2023I’m the Epigraph to the Novel You’re Reading, and I Don’t Know Why I’m Here Either
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August 12, 2022Bruce Springsteen Lyrics That Hit Differently as I Age
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August 24, 2021I’m the Badass New Teacher at This High School, and This Is My MasterClass
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April 21, 2020Dead Poets Society Goes Online
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February 9, 2018Subtle Ways for Men to Indicate “I’m Single” At the Gym
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September 14, 2017I’m a Male Author Photo, Hear Me Brood
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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