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John-Clark Levin
John-Clark Levin is a journalist and author from Ojai, California. He is also known as a Jeopardy! alumnus, an extra in the 2010 hit comedy Easy A, and the two-time holder of the Guinness World Record for “Longest Continuous Handshake” (15 hours, 15 minutes).
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