People who use “brunch” as a verb instead of a noun.
People who still think that you’re supposed to start Facebook comments with “Dear” and end them with “Love, Aunt Karen.”
People whose parents tell other parents at social gatherings that they’re still “figuring things out.”
People who go to sleep every night exactly 20 minutes into NCIS.
People who write think pieces about Millennials.
People who’ve already made three empty threats to move to Canada based on an election outcome.
People who were too young for Pogs and too old for Pokémon.
People whose opinion about global warming depends entirely on whether it’s presently a hot day or a cold day.
People who check FiveThirtyEight.com after going to the bathroom to see if anything’s changed while they were in there.