Articles by
Kate Hahn
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February 18, 2015Welcome to the Federal Department of Outrage
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January 19, 2015List: The Most Boring Clue Results Ever
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November 28, 2014Black Friday Special: Common Retail Questions Answered With Deeper Questions
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October 6, 2014I Am Going to Start Ending Every Sentence With “Bitches,” Bitches
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September 12, 2014Monologue: Botticelli’s Venus Wants You to Go Away
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July 14, 2014Your Uber Driver Reviews You
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July 3, 2014List: Summer Motivations Group Fitness Class Instructors Can Yell in Place of, “It’s Bikini Season!”
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February 14, 2014The Loch Ness Monster is My Soulmate
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October 30, 2013Pottery Barn Catalogue Descriptions Written by an Aspiring Crime Novelist
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October 11, 2013Come See Our Home Equity!
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September 30, 2013List: The Ultimate Small Plates Tasting Menu
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February 8, 2013Monologue: A Farewell Speech From the Monopoly Iron
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August 17, 2017As Your Doctor, I Am Protesting the Removal of Your Tumor Because I Don’t Want to Erase Your Medical History
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August 9, 2017I’m a Google Manufacturing Robot and I Believe Humans Are Biologically Unfit to Have Jobs in Tech
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August 3, 2017And God Created Millennial Earth
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July 31, 2017Please Forgive Us at Blue Apron for This Week’s Meals. We’ve Been Having a Tough Time Lately
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August 22, 2017Share This Humor Article About Tiny Houses to Remind Your Friends That You’re an Affluent Liberal Urbanite
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August 22, 2017How I Overcame Adversity (Which Has Nothing to Do With the Plot of the Hit 1998 Motion Picture Mulan)
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August 22, 2017List: Young Hollywood Heartthrob or Two IKEA Products?
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August 21, 2017The West Wing: Recaps from the Final Season of Democracy: Season 18/Episode 24