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Articles by
Kate Hahn
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February 8, 2013Monologue: A Farewell Speech From the Monopoly Iron
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January 7, 2013A Guide to Oahu’s Best Beaches By a Burned Out Freelance Travel Writer
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January 30, 2012Endings for the 1982 Film, An Officer and a Gentleman, If It Came Out in Today’s Factory-Free America
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September 16, 2011Monkey Business.
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June 27, 2011I’m Your Mixologist
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April 25, 2011How Much Do You Care About the Royal Wedding?
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March 17, 2011List: Gaius Julius CaesarStone™ Introduces the Roman Patriot Collection: New Countertop Colors for Spring 49 BC
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February 10, 2011Ice Safety
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October 22, 2010After You Hit a Home Run: A Guide for Major League Baseball Players
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September 17, 2010Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner (Most of the Time, Anyway)
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July 1, 2010Thrill Ride Alternatives for the Anxious
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May 4, 2010The Long Island Smoke Monster Speaks Out About Lost
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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July 31, 2017Please Forgive Us at Blue Apron for This Week’s Meals. We’ve Been Having a Tough Time Lately
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August 16, 2019Welcome to Medical School, Where We’ll Teach You Everything Except How to Talk to Patients
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August 16, 2019I Described the Republican Ethos Word-For-Word and Now It’s Being Spun to Make Me Look Bad
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August 16, 2019List: Dungeons & Dragons Rules for Progressives
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August 16, 2019Drybarfly