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Madeleine Trebenski

Madeleine is a Canadian person whose parents moved her to rural North Carolina at the age of 11. She only writes because it allows her to communicate without anyone having to hear her absurd combination of accents.

May 2, 2018

Monologue: I’m Your Outdoor Dream Girl and Not an Evil Wood Nymph Who Wants to Steal Your Soul

by Madeleine Trebenski
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Anything Men Can Do I Can Do Bleeding

by Madeleine Trebenski
July 28, 2016

List: 7 Romantic Places for You and Your Dream Guy Who Lives With His Girlfriend

by Madeleine Trebenski
June 6, 2016

My Life Has No Meaning, But Have You Tried the New Toaster?

by Madeleine Trebenski
April 21, 2016

I Got My Bangin’ Beach Bod From an Evil Sea Witch and So Can You!

by Madeleine Trebenski
February 18, 2016

The Devil’s Workshop Undergoes Corporate Restructuring

by Madeleine Trebenski

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Nihilist Dad Jokes

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