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Articles by
Madeleine Trebenski
Madeleine is a Canadian person whose parents moved her to rural North Carolina at the age of 11. She only writes because it allows her to communicate without anyone having to hear her absurd combination of accents.
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December 20, 2018Guidelines For Female Protagonists In Hallmark Christmas Movies
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May 2, 2018Monologue: I’m Your Outdoor Dream Girl and Not an Evil Wood Nymph Who Wants to Steal Your Soul
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April 11, 2017Anything Men Can Do I Can Do Bleeding
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July 28, 2016List: 7 Romantic Places for You and Your Dream Guy Who Lives With His Girlfriend
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June 6, 2016My Life Has No Meaning, But Have You Tried the New Toaster?
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April 21, 2016I Got My Bangin’ Beach Bod From an Evil Sea Witch and So Can You!
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February 18, 2016The Devil’s Workshop Undergoes Corporate Restructuring
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause
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May 23, 2019The Thing I Need Most In My Life Right Now Is a Purpose-Driven Paper Towel Brand
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May 23, 2019Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 49: Wrecking My Car, Part I