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Madeleine Trebenski
Madeleine is a Canadian person whose parents moved her to rural North Carolina at the age of 11. She only writes because it allows her to communicate without anyone having to hear her absurd combination of accents.
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November 9, 2020The Nightmare Is Finally Over, and We Can Say with Absolute Certainty That There Will Never Be Another Death Star Ever Again
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September 17, 2020It’s Just a Beach Read
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May 6, 2020How to Quarantine Like a French Girl
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April 30, 2020The Girl from Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later
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February 14, 2020The Real Saints of Valentine’s Day
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November 8, 2019The Ten Commandments of Workism
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December 20, 2018Guidelines For Female Protagonists In Hallmark Christmas Movies
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May 2, 2018I’m Your Outdoor Dream Girl and Not an Evil Wood Nymph Who Wants to Steal Your Soul
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April 11, 2017Anything Men Can Do I Can Do Bleeding
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July 28, 20167 Romantic Places for You and Your Dream Guy Who Lives With His Girlfriend
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June 6, 2016My Life Has No Meaning, But Have You Tried the New Toaster?
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April 21, 2016I Got My Bangin’ Beach Bod From an Evil Sea Witch and So Can You!
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers