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Articles by
Madeleine Trebenski
Madeleine is a Canadian person whose parents moved her to rural North Carolina at the age of 11. She only writes because it allows her to communicate without anyone having to hear her absurd combination of accents.
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November 8, 2019The Ten Commandments of Workism
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December 20, 2018Guidelines For Female Protagonists In Hallmark Christmas Movies
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May 2, 2018I’m Your Outdoor Dream Girl and Not an Evil Wood Nymph Who Wants to Steal Your Soul
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April 11, 2017Anything Men Can Do I Can Do Bleeding
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July 28, 20167 Romantic Places for You and Your Dream Guy Who Lives With His Girlfriend
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June 6, 2016My Life Has No Meaning, But Have You Tried the New Toaster?
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April 21, 2016I Got My Bangin’ Beach Bod From an Evil Sea Witch and So Can You!
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February 18, 2016The Devil’s Workshop Undergoes Corporate Restructuring
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition