McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.
Articles by
Mike Skerrett
Mike Skerrett is a writer and improviser from Boston. He’s allergic to guinea pigs, but he’s usually chill about it.
-
October 29, 2018I Traveled to a Diner In Trump Country to Write Another Article On Whether the President’s Supporters Still Want to, Quote, “Smash My Libtard Face In”
-
August 7, 2018We at Domino’s Pizza Have Decided It’s Time to Remove Infowars From Our Online Pizza Tracker
-
February 13, 2018In Order to Keep Our Editorial Page Completely Balanced, We Are Hiring More Dipshits
-
August 17, 2017I’m a Moderate, Sane Republican Who is Very Concerned With Grand Chancellor Trump’s Demand to Be Bathed In the Blood of the Impure
-
July 10, 2017Modern Love: Are Millennials Too Focused On Their Phones to Date Me?
-
June 26, 2017Son, Death is Just a Natural Part of the Legislative Process
-
February 3, 2017During My Campaign I Promised to Be a Spineless Colluder, and Boy Have I Ever Followed Through On That
-
November 29, 2016My Name is Elon Musk and I Want to Help You Die in Space
Trending 🔥
-
March 26, 2021An Excerpt from My New Anxiety Dream Where I’m Blocking the Suez Canal
-
March 22, 2021Job Posting: Assistant Professor of Robotics and Animal Husbandry with a Specialization in Dance
-
April 2, 2021The Party of Family Values Would Like to Expand the Definition of “Family” and Also of “Values”
-
January 5, 2015Reasons You Were Not Promoted That Are Totally Unrelated to Gender
Recently
-
April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
-
April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
-
April 9, 2021For Your Return to the Office, We’ve Added Three Rooms for Guttural Screaming
-
April 8, 2021The Hallmark Channel Presents: Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery”