Mike Skerrett

I Traveled to a Diner In Trump Country to Write Another Article On Whether the President’s Supporters Still Want to, Quote, “Smash My Libtard Face In”

We at Domino’s Pizza Have Decided It’s Time to Remove Infowars From Our Online Pizza Tracker

In Order to Keep Our Editorial Page Completely Balanced, We Are Hiring More Dipshits

I’m a Moderate, Sane Republican Who is Very Concerned With Grand Chancellor Trump’s Demand to Be Bathed In the Blood of the Impure

Modern Love: Are Millennials Too Focused On Their Phones to Date Me?

Son, Death is Just a Natural Part of the Legislative Process

During My Campaign I Promised to Be a Spineless Colluder, and Boy Have I Ever Followed Through On That

My Name is Elon Musk and I Want to Help You Die in Space