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Mike Skerrett
Mike Skerrett is a writer and improviser from Boston. He’s allergic to guinea pigs, but he’s usually chill about it.
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October 29, 2018I Traveled to a Diner In Trump Country to Write Another Article On Whether the President’s Supporters Still Want to, Quote, “Smash My Libtard Face In”
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August 7, 2018We at Domino’s Pizza Have Decided It’s Time to Remove Infowars From Our Online Pizza Tracker
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February 13, 2018In Order to Keep Our Editorial Page Completely Balanced, We Are Hiring More Dipshits
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August 17, 2017I’m a Moderate, Sane Republican Who is Very Concerned With Grand Chancellor Trump’s Demand to Be Bathed In the Blood of the Impure
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July 10, 2017Modern Love: Are Millennials Too Focused On Their Phones to Date Me?
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June 26, 2017Son, Death is Just a Natural Part of the Legislative Process
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February 3, 2017During My Campaign I Promised to Be a Spineless Colluder, and Boy Have I Ever Followed Through On That
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November 29, 2016My Name is Elon Musk and I Want to Help You Die in Space
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 14, 2025A Memorandum from the Newly Established Department of Grammar Efficiency
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March 14, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Michael Smith
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March 14, 2025Nothing Stands Between Us Teachers and the Brainwashing of America’s Children, Except This Beef Jerky in the Pencil Sharpener
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking