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Articles by
Mike Skerrett
Mike Skerrett is a writer and improviser from Boston. He’s allergic to guinea pigs, but he’s usually chill about it.
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October 29, 2018I Traveled to a Diner In Trump Country to Write Another Article On Whether the President’s Supporters Still Want to, Quote, “Smash My Libtard Face In”
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August 7, 2018We at Domino’s Pizza Have Decided It’s Time to Remove Infowars From Our Online Pizza Tracker
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February 13, 2018In Order to Keep Our Editorial Page Completely Balanced, We Are Hiring More Dipshits
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August 17, 2017I’m a Moderate, Sane Republican Who is Very Concerned With Grand Chancellor Trump’s Demand to Be Bathed In the Blood of the Impure
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July 10, 2017Modern Love: Are Millennials Too Focused On Their Phones to Date Me?
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June 26, 2017Son, Death is Just a Natural Part of the Legislative Process
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February 3, 2017During My Campaign I Promised to Be a Spineless Colluder, and Boy Have I Ever Followed Through On That
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November 29, 2016My Name is Elon Musk and I Want to Help You Die in Space
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 20, 2019List: Places Bruce Springsteen Fooled Around With Your Daughter
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May 20, 2019Fast Times at Alabama High
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May 17, 2019Honestly, We Just Hate Women