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Articles by
Mike Skerrett
Mike Skerrett is a writer and improviser from Boston. He’s allergic to guinea pigs, but he’s usually chill about it.
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October 29, 2018I Traveled to a Diner In Trump Country to Write Another Article On Whether the President’s Supporters Still Want to, Quote, “Smash My Libtard Face In”
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August 7, 2018We at Domino’s Pizza Have Decided It’s Time to Remove Infowars From Our Online Pizza Tracker
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February 13, 2018In Order to Keep Our Editorial Page Completely Balanced, We Are Hiring More Dipshits
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August 17, 2017I’m a Moderate, Sane Republican Who is Very Concerned With Grand Chancellor Trump’s Demand to Be Bathed In the Blood of the Impure
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July 10, 2017Modern Love: Are Millennials Too Focused On Their Phones to Date Me?
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June 26, 2017Son, Death is Just a Natural Part of the Legislative Process
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February 3, 2017During My Campaign I Promised to Be a Spineless Colluder, and Boy Have I Ever Followed Through On That
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November 29, 2016My Name is Elon Musk and I Want to Help You Die in Space
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July 29, 2022Thank You for Calling the Perimenopause Hotline, Where Our Hold Times Are Completely Unpredictable
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August 5, 2022An Open Letter to the White Mommy Blogger Who Posted a Recipe for Turmeric Energy Balls
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August 2, 2022Memo Regarding New State Teacher Qualifications
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August 4, 2022For My Next Death-Defying Stunt, I Will Ride My Bike in This Bike Lane
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August 12, 2022Bruce Springsteen Lyrics That Hit Differently as I Age
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August 12, 2022Thank You for Taking Care of Our Haunted and Enchanted Castle
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August 11, 2022A Welcome Letter to the New Adjunct Faculty Members Who Will Be Laid Off in December
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August 11, 2022Short Conversations with Poets: Chris Abani