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Pete Reynolds
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August 21, 2012I Fail to See How Making Voting Rights Contingent on One’s Knowledge of Mad Men is Discriminatory
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June 19, 2012Stay-Rich-Quick Schemes
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March 22, 2012What We Need is a Smaller Government
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February 7, 2012The Exit Polls Tell the Story
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January 10, 2012CNN’s Political Team Has It Covered
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April 29, 2011Positions Found in The Kama Sutra for Midwesterners
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November 2, 2010An Anti-Washington Candidate’s Stump Speech
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December 19, 2008Several Mutations Thwarted by Natural Selection
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October 20, 2008Extended Trailer for American Demographic: The Movie
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September 11, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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September 9, 2024A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life
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August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
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September 13, 2024A First-Year Teacher Learns to Use Adhesives from Her Mentor
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September 13, 2024Our Political Parties Have Totally Realigned
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September 12, 2024Voters Deserve an Explanation of Harris’s Flip-Flops, but Not One for Whatever Psychotic Thing Trump Is Saying
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September 12, 2024J. D. Vance Imagines a Day in the Life of a Pet-Eating Immigrant