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Pete Reynolds
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April 10, 2013Fancy Jeans are the Future of This Company
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March 11, 2013Applebee’s Just Wants You to Know That it is Not Immune to Your Barbs
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August 21, 2012I Fail to See How Making Voting Rights Contingent on One’s Knowledge of Mad Men is Discriminatory
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June 19, 2012Stay-Rich-Quick Schemes
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March 22, 2012What We Need is a Smaller Government
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February 7, 2012The Exit Polls Tell the Story
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January 10, 2012CNN’s Political Team Has It Covered
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April 29, 2011Positions Found in The Kama Sutra for Midwesterners
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November 2, 2010An Anti-Washington Candidate’s Stump Speech
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December 19, 2008Several Mutations Thwarted by Natural Selection
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October 20, 2008Extended Trailer for American Demographic: The Movie
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