Articles by
Pete Reynolds
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July 11, 2018Planning Your Trip to Uncle Rick’s Water Slide and Cocaine Park
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March 6, 2018Every Episode of This is Us
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December 29, 2017RIP, 2017
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December 3, 2016Why I Am Changing the Name of Our Puppy-Burning Movement to “Alt-Warmth”
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August 18, 2016No One is Sadder Than I Am About the Most Recent Celebrity Death
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July 20, 2016I Am Concerned That Our Political Discourse Has Become Too Polarized
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November 18, 2015Monologue: As Your Governor, I Will Protect You From Mass Shooters If They Are Syrian
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June 29, 2015Monologue: I’ve Been Kenyan This Whole Time, Everybody
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January 23, 2015Tips for Managing Your Student Loans
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August 7, 2014A Meteorologist Works Out Some Personal Issues During His Forecast
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March 28, 2014Fantasy Fantasy Baseball
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June 10, 2013The NSA is Not Asking for Samples of Your Feces
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August 8, 2018The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial
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November 12, 2015Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids
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June 29, 2018List: 17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself
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August 15, 2018List: Table of Contents From Sorry, You’re Kind of Fucked: The Only Child’s Survival Guide
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August 17, 2018OUR Wedding is All About YOU
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August 17, 2018List: A List of Things I’ve Said to Men this Week Instead of “You’re Wrong,” or “No” to Spare Their Feelings, Even Though They Were Wrong and I Knew the Right Answer
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August 17, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Ordinary Hands
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August 17, 2018Welcome to The Middle, an Enchanted Land Where Compromise and Civility Get Results