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Pete Reynolds
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December 6, 2024The Democrats Plan a Holiday Party
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September 25, 2024I Am Not Mad That You Denied My Permit Application for a Taylor Swift–Themed Butcher Shop Called “Enchanted to Meat You”
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December 13, 2021Well, Well, Well, If It Isn’t the Woke Mob Here to Cancel Me for Loudly Farting at the Height of My Saxophone Solo
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December 31, 20202020: The Exit Interview
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June 30, 2020“Show Me That Smile Again”: An Oral History of the Theme Song to Growing Pains
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December 31, 2019RIP, 2019
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October 1, 2019Four Times I Came Back From the Bathroom With a Wet Spot On My Pants, But It Was Not From Pee, It Was Just Water, and the Songs I Chose to Try and Air Guitar My Way Through Each Situation
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March 29, 2019I Am a New York Times Reporter, and I Have Been At This Midwest Diner Since 2016
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February 14, 2019Love Is Patient, Love Is Kind
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December 31, 2018RIP, 2018
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September 25, 2018The Adventures of Trump Sawyer
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July 11, 2018Planning Your Trip to Uncle Rick’s Water Slide and Cocaine Park
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 7, 2025Happy National Women’s Day from the White House
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March 18, 2025We Are Mark Wahlberg’s Personal Trainers, and We’re Pretty Much Just Messing With Him at This Point