Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
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since 1998.
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Articles by
Pete Reynolds
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October 1, 2019List: Four Times I Came Back From the Bathroom With a Wet Spot On My Pants, But It Was Not From Pee, It Was Just Water, and the Songs I Chose to Try and Air Guitar My Way Through Each Situation
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March 29, 2019I Am a New York Times Reporter, and I Have Been At This Midwest Diner Since 2016
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February 14, 2019Love Is Patient, Love Is Kind
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December 31, 2018RIP, 2018
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September 25, 2018The Adventures of Trump Sawyer
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July 11, 2018Planning Your Trip to Uncle Rick’s Water Slide and Cocaine Park
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March 6, 2018Every Episode of This is Us
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December 29, 2017RIP, 2017
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December 3, 2016Why I Am Changing the Name of Our Puppy-Burning Movement to “Alt-Warmth”
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August 18, 2016No One is Sadder Than I Am About the Most Recent Celebrity Death
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July 20, 2016I Am Concerned That Our Political Discourse Has Become Too Polarized
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November 18, 2015Monologue: As Your Governor, I Will Protect You From Mass Shooters If They Are Syrian
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