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Articles by
Pete Reynolds
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December 3, 2016Why I Am Changing the Name of Our Puppy-Burning Movement to “Alt-Warmth”
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August 18, 2016No One is Sadder Than I Am About the Most Recent Celebrity Death
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July 20, 2016I Am Concerned That Our Political Discourse Has Become Too Polarized
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November 18, 2015As Your Governor, I Will Protect You From Mass Shooters If They Are Syrian
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June 29, 2015I’ve Been Kenyan This Whole Time, Everybody
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January 23, 2015Tips for Managing Your Student Loans
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August 7, 2014A Meteorologist Works Out Some Personal Issues During His Forecast
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March 28, 2014Fantasy Fantasy Baseball
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June 10, 2013The NSA is Not Asking for Samples of Your Feces
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May 15, 2013The President’s Challenge Adult Fitness Test Reconsiders Its Audience
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April 10, 2013Fancy Jeans are the Future of This Company
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March 11, 2013Applebee’s Just Wants You to Know That it is Not Immune to Your Barbs
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September 11, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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September 9, 2024A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life
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August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
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September 13, 2024A First-Year Teacher Learns to Use Adhesives from Her Mentor
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September 13, 2024Our Political Parties Have Totally Realigned
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September 12, 2024Voters Deserve an Explanation of Harris’s Flip-Flops, but Not One for Whatever Psychotic Thing Trump Is Saying
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September 12, 2024J. D. Vance Imagines a Day in the Life of a Pet-Eating Immigrant