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Pete Reynolds
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March 6, 2018Every Episode of This is Us
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December 29, 2017RIP, 2017
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December 3, 2016Why I Am Changing the Name of Our Puppy-Burning Movement to “Alt-Warmth”
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August 18, 2016No One is Sadder Than I Am About the Most Recent Celebrity Death
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July 20, 2016I Am Concerned That Our Political Discourse Has Become Too Polarized
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November 18, 2015As Your Governor, I Will Protect You From Mass Shooters If They Are Syrian
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June 29, 2015I’ve Been Kenyan This Whole Time, Everybody
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January 23, 2015Tips for Managing Your Student Loans
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August 7, 2014A Meteorologist Works Out Some Personal Issues During His Forecast
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March 28, 2014Fantasy Fantasy Baseball
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June 10, 2013The NSA is Not Asking for Samples of Your Feces
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May 15, 2013The President’s Challenge Adult Fitness Test Reconsiders Its Audience
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