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Rachel Mans McKenny
Rachel Mans McKenny lives in the Midwest, eating her feelings when not writing about them on Twitter.
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August 27, 2019Lice Real Estate Listings
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June 28, 2019Memorials to Those We Have Lost to Parenting
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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