Articles by
Rebecca Saltzman
Rebecca Saltzman is a writer and Hebrew school dropout from Rochester, NY. She currently lives in New York City. Visit her website here.
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September 4, 2018The Zombified Corpse of Vlad the Impaler Will No Longer Be Appearing at Our Literary Festival
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June 19, 2018I Believe Every Child is Precious, Except for the Ones We’re Locking Up in Cages
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February 22, 2018As Senator, I Have No Choice But to Accept Donations From This Churning Vortex of Death That Ate Your Children
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November 17, 2017Listen Up, Bitches: It’s Lysistrata Time!
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October 2, 2017A Mother’s Curse for Congress After It Let CHIP Funding for Nine Million Children Expire
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May 5, 2017I’m Totally Cool With the Collapse of the Health Care System Because I Have a Jade Egg in My Vagina
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December 4, 2015Official Bylaws of Girl Scouts MC Troop 55, Daughters of Hell Council
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
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October 17, 2018I’m the Kind of Guy Who Says What He Thinks Even If It’s “Politically Incorrect” and Who Also Happens to Agree With Adolf Hitler On a Few Things
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October 17, 2018List: Trolley Problems That Make You, a Millennial Woman of Color, Wish You Had Two Trolleys
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October 17, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: “Us” and “Them”
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October 17, 2018Everything You Need to Know About Your Public Library’s New Murder Dome