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Articles by
Scarlet Meyer
Scarlet Meyer is a NYC based writer and comedian. You can find her sitting on her couch.
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December 18, 2024Hyper Specific Yoga with Adriene Videos I Wish She’d Make for Me
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May 29, 2024Excerpts from an Epic Fantasy Novel Where the Protagonist Is Over Thirty
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June 7, 2023FAQ for Choosing the Asteroid Option at Our Wedding Venue
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October 25, 2018Curses From a Millennial Witch
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July 19, 2018The Five Types of Roommates You’ll Meet in Your Twenties
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 7, 2025Happy National Women’s Day from the White House
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March 7, 2025Make America Suck Again
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March 19, 2025We Are Free-Speech Absolutists, Unless You Say Something We Disagree With, In Which Case, You’re a Terrorist
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March 19, 2025We Regret to Inform You We Will No Longer Sponsor Your Pride Parade
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 18, 2025Despite Massive Cuts to Higher Ed, We Faculty Are Thrilled about Our New Multi-Million-Dollar Football Coach