Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Articles by
Sean Adams
Sean Adams lives in Tacoma and writes short stories.
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November 10, 2016That Our Torture Box Won ‘Best In Show’ Speaks Volumes About This Home and Garden Exhibition’s Desire for Change
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June 4, 2015Welcome to the Toilet Paper Aisle
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June 19, 2013About the Rough Mud Run
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December 18, 2012The Introduction to Terribly Torturous Sudoku
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June 1, 2012Advanced and/or Arbitrary NBA Statistics
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February 8, 2012Monologue: I’ll Be Knocking Out Beautiful Poetry This Whole Goddamn Flight
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November 11, 2011Allow Me to Offer You a Tour of My Many Advanced Degrees and Certificates
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August 23, 2011I Do, In Fact, Major In Basket Weaving!
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February 28, 2011I Don’t Mean to Blow Your Mind Here, But I’m Not Just a Normal Guy—I’m a Mash-Up Artist
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January 17, 2011The Study of Melting Things
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December 10, 2010I’m Going to Have to Cut a Few Members of the Band
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August 26, 2010Accompanist Needed
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded