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Articles by
Sean Adams
Sean Adams lives in Tacoma and writes short stories.
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November 10, 2016That Our Torture Box Won ‘Best In Show’ Speaks Volumes About This Home and Garden Exhibition’s Desire for Change
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June 4, 2015Welcome to the Toilet Paper Aisle
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June 19, 2013About the Rough Mud Run
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December 18, 2012The Introduction to Terribly Torturous Sudoku
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June 1, 2012Advanced and/or Arbitrary NBA Statistics
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February 8, 2012Monologue: I’ll Be Knocking Out Beautiful Poetry This Whole Goddamn Flight
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November 11, 2011Allow Me to Offer You a Tour of My Many Advanced Degrees and Certificates
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August 23, 2011I Do, In Fact, Major In Basket Weaving!
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February 28, 2011I Don’t Mean to Blow Your Mind Here, But I’m Not Just a Normal Guy—I’m a Mash-Up Artist
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January 17, 2011The Study of Melting Things
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December 10, 2010I’m Going to Have to Cut a Few Members of the Band
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August 26, 2010Accompanist Needed
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 19, 2019Monologue: A Future Message From Generation X’s Reverse Mortgage Pitchman, Trent Reznor
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August 23, 2019We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious
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August 23, 2019List: A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off
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August 23, 2019Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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August 23, 2019List: Things Trump Can Do to Win Democrats’ Votes