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Tom Russell
Tom Russell is a writer and book publishing professional. He lives with his family in New York City.
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October 5, 2020Media Report On Donald Trump’s Health or Media Report On Kim Jong-un’s Health?
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August 11, 2020Occupational Alternatives to Being Called a “Writer’s Writer”
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June 19, 2020Pitchfork Reviews Your Dad’s Latest Diatribe
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February 18, 2020We Have Exciting Deals On Your Child’s School Photos — We Also Have Your Child
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September 23, 2019How to Talk to Your Aging Parent About Colluding With Foreign Governments
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September 4, 2019Tribute Bands for Conspiracy Theorists
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August 19, 2019A Future Message From Generation X’s Reverse Mortgage Pitchman, Trent Reznor
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June 25, 2019I Am the Quarter-Zip Merino Wool Sweater Here to Tell You, the Fleece Sweater Vest, to Step Off
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August 14, 2018Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”
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June 15, 2018A Father’s Day Greeting From LCD Soundsystem’s James Murphy
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March 19, 2018The Five Stages of Socializing With Your Children’s Friends’ Parents
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November 6, 2017Porn for Punctualists
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July 29, 2022Thank You for Calling the Perimenopause Hotline, Where Our Hold Times Are Completely Unpredictable
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August 5, 2022An Open Letter to the White Mommy Blogger Who Posted a Recipe for Turmeric Energy Balls
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August 2, 2022Memo Regarding New State Teacher Qualifications
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August 31, 2017How to Log In to the Student Portal
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