Articles by
Tom Russell
Tom Russell lives in New York City with his wife, cats, and a son, who, to the best of everyone’s knowledge, has not colluded with Russia.
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March 19, 2018List: The Five Stages of Socializing With Your Children’s Friends’ Parents
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November 6, 2017Porn for Punctualists
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September 11, 2017The Red Horse of the Second Seal is Not the Appropriate Time to Be Discussing Armageddon
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July 12, 2017How to Talk to Your Teen About Colluding With Russia
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April 4, 2018Fifty-Six Questions for Young MC Upon Hearing “Bust a Move” for the First Time in Twenty-Two Years
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April 10, 2018List: Horoscopes for Librarians
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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April 6, 2018We Deeply Regret Hiring the Perpetrators of the Salem Witch Trials as Opinion Columnists
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April 18, 2018The First Female President
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April 18, 2018List: Who Said It: Middle-Aged Woman or Teenage Boy?
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April 18, 2018My Commute and Workday as Described By Ancient Poets
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April 17, 2018List: 17 Words and Phrases You Can’t Spell without “Sean Hannity,” “Michael Cohen,” and “Donald Trump” Arranged in the Shape of a Small Phallus