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Tom Russell
Tom Russell lives in New York City with his wife, cats, and a son, who, to the best of everyone’s knowledge, has not colluded with Russia.
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August 14, 2018List: Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”
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June 15, 2018A Father’s Day Greeting From LCD Soundsystem’s James Murphy
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March 19, 2018List: The Five Stages of Socializing With Your Children’s Friends’ Parents
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November 6, 2017Porn for Punctualists
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September 11, 2017The Red Horse of the Second Seal is Not the Appropriate Time to Be Discussing Armageddon
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July 12, 2017How to Talk to Your Teen About Colluding With Russia
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