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Sharing the voices and stories of older Americans, read our new column
A FORCE OUTSIDE MYSELF: CITIZENS OVER 60 SPEAK.
Articles by
Walter Carson
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March 3, 2020Who Said It: Donald Trump or Larry Vaughn, the Mayor of Amity Island from Jaws?
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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November 13, 2018Thanks for Sharing Your Unsolicited and Negative Opinion On the Internet!
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June 12, 2018Excerpts From My Son’s 6th Grade Report on the Endocrine System
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June 1, 2017Set List for the Band at President Trump’s Rose Garden Speech Announcing the United States Pulling Out of the Global Climate Accord
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October 20, 2016Phrase Uttered by Donald Trump in Last Night’s Debate or Title of Classic Cheesy Pop Song?
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December 15, 2015Trump’s Other Doctors Weigh In
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December 9, 2014Thoroughly Modern Milton
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November 19, 2014Jaden Smith, Willow Smith, or William Blake?
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March 31, 2011April Fools’ Day Pranks to Play On a 20-Something Male Who Still Lives at Home With His Parents
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June 17, 2010Conference Realignment
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May 11, 2009Hot New Styles In Face Masks
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March 27, 2020An Open Letter to Dr. Anthony Fauci Asking for Passover Seder Advice
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March 25, 2020Self-Quarantined: The Adult Activity Book
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March 16, 2020Welcome to Your Hastily Prepared Online College Course
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March 13, 2020This Side of Paradise: A Letter from F. Scott Fitzgerald, Quarantined in the South of France
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April 1, 2020We, the Hard-Working, Newly Homeschooling Parents of America, Have Rewritten the Common Core Standards
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April 1, 2020Emily Post’s Quarantine Etiquette
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April 1, 2020Short Existentialist Plays Starring You, Your Coworkers, and Your Family During Quarantine
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March 31, 2020Frog and Toad Are Self-Quarantined Friends