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  • March 25, 2019
    Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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  • November 13, 2018
    Thanks for Sharing Your Unsolicited and Negative Opinion On the Internet!
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  • June 1, 2017
    Set List for the Band at President Trump’s Rose Garden Speech Announcing the United States Pulling Out of the Global Climate Accord
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  • December 15, 2015
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  • December 9, 2014
    Thoroughly Modern Milton
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  • November 19, 2014
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  • March 31, 2011
    April Fools’ Day Pranks to Play On a 20-Something Male Who Still Lives at Home With His Parents
    by Walter Carson
  • June 17, 2010
    Conference Realignment
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