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August 26, 2010Sexual Orientation
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August 26, 2010Great Moments in Product-Placement Poetry
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August 13, 2010Rejected Silly Bandz Shapes
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August 13, 2010New Criticism Literary Theory Book Title or Self-Aggrandizing Male Genital Nickname?
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August 13, 2010More Herman Melville College Metaphors
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July 29, 2010When Push Comes to Shove
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July 29, 2010Were a Talking Pull-String Doll Ever to Be Made in My Likeness, Here Are Some Facts it Might Impart
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July 29, 2010Ten Reasons We’re Not Going to Grad School
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July 1, 2010Men’s Cologne or Members of Brazil’s 2010 World Cup Team?
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July 1, 2010Songs From Rise Up Screaming, The Post-Zombie Apocalypse Group Singing Songbook
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July 1, 2010Literary Theory Arts & Crafts
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July 1, 2010Possible Reasons Why There is a Bird in This Whole Foods Dining Area
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