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April 29, 2010What Our Attendees Say About Our Animal Carcass Rendering Seminars
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April 29, 2010Popular Twenty-First Century Dwarf Names
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April 22, 2010Food Brought to a Sex Addiction Group Therapy Potluck
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April 22, 2010Questions Begged by the Banner in My College’s Admissions Office: “Where Great Futures Begin!!”
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April 22, 2010My Family’s Trending Topics
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April 15, 2010Headlines from My High School Newspaper
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April 15, 2010Names of Pick-Up Artists’ Hats
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April 15, 2010Death Metal Lyric or William Blake Quote?
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April 12, 2010Name, Lifespan, and Manner of Death of the Clawed African Aquatic Frogs (Xenopus Laevis) That I Have Owned
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April 8, 2010Eco-Friendly Alternatives to Running Water in the Bathroom So Your New Boyfriend Doesn’t Hear You
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April 8, 2010Bronze-Age Memes
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April 8, 2010Terms Used By the Sommelier That Indicate You Should Order a Salad
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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May 5, 2025A Typical Episode of Sesame Street as Imagined by Conservatives
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May 5, 2025I’m the Private Messaging App Signal, and the Trump Administration Is Ruining My Brand
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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May 5, 2025Choose Your Own Adventure (Endings Only)