Dysfunctional Family Steak Sandwich

Mother Issues Mac and Cheese

Lost Father Frank and Beans

DUI Again Donuts

Been Bullied Big Breakfast

Diddled by My Cousin Corn Bread

Lactose Intolerant Lasagna

I Don’t Really Shower Anymore Meatloaf

You’re Adopted Chinese Buffet

Permanecer en Cama Todo el Día Nachos

My Dad’s Girlfriend is Younger Than I Am Banana Pudding

“Not until you lose the weight” Pecan Pie