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April 1, 20107 Things Mario Games Have in Common With the Bible
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April 1, 2010William Faulkner’s Favorite April Fools’ Day Pranks
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April 1, 2010Diet & Fitness Books of the Bible
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March 25, 2010Hemingway Novel Character or Match Game PM Star?
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March 25, 2010Other Things On My List Besides Your Kiss
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March 25, 2010Literary Photoshop
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March 18, 2010A Germaphobe’s Exercise Plan
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March 18, 2010Common Sense Solutions to Alt-Pop Song Problems
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March 18, 2010Opening Lines from an Ill-Humored Comedian of the 18th Century
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March 11, 2010Cultural Stereotypes
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March 11, 2010Liberal Arts College or Celebrity Baby Name?
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March 11, 2010Your Protest Signs Are Too Specific
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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