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December 3, 2009More Academic Euphemisms for Masturbating
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December 3, 2009My MFA Workshop Responds to My Twitter Status Updates
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November 19, 2009Previous Experience Listed on the Résumé of a Male Nude Model Applying for a Job in the Monroe Community College Advanced Figure Drawing Class
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November 19, 2009Notes from the Landlord
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November 19, 2009Captain Blackbeard’s College of Piracy — Ye Olde Course Catalogue, Spring ’10
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November 12, 2009The Franz Liszt
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November 12, 2009Lost J.M.W. Turner Compositions
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November 12, 2009Calvin Coolidge Wins the Internet
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November 5, 2009My Personal Netflix Recommendation Categories
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November 5, 2009Tom Swifties Excised from the Bible
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November 5, 2009Movie Deals For Eight Dadamedy Shorts, 1919-1922
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October 29, 2009Actuarial Tables
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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May 5, 2025A Typical Episode of Sesame Street as Imagined by Conservatives
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May 5, 2025I’m the Private Messaging App Signal, and the Trump Administration Is Ruining My Brand
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May 5, 2025Choose Your Own Adventure (Endings Only)