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December 3, 2009More Academic Euphemisms for Masturbating
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December 3, 2009My MFA Workshop Responds to My Twitter Status Updates
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November 19, 2009Previous Experience Listed on the Résumé of a Male Nude Model Applying for a Job in the Monroe Community College Advanced Figure Drawing Class
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November 19, 2009Notes from the Landlord
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November 19, 2009Captain Blackbeard’s College of Piracy — Ye Olde Course Catalogue, Spring ’10
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November 12, 2009The Franz Liszt
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November 12, 2009Lost J.M.W. Turner Compositions
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November 12, 2009Calvin Coolidge Wins the Internet
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November 5, 2009My Personal Netflix Recommendation Categories
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November 5, 2009Tom Swifties Excised from the Bible
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November 5, 2009Movie Deals For Eight Dadamedy Shorts, 1919-1922
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October 29, 2009Actuarial Tables
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June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
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June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
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May 19, 2025A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine
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June 2, 2025The Zen of Dying Quietly, and Other Teachings by Senator Joni Ernst