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May 5, 2009Great Moments in American and Brady Bunch History
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May 5, 2009From the People Who Brought You Poetry Slam
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April 24, 2009Articles of Clothing That Go Well With Distressed Jeans
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April 24, 2009FML Moments in Greek Mythology
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April 24, 2009Dogs the Obama Girls Met but Did Not Choose
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April 17, 2009Unrhymed Couplets Written Upon Learning My Ex Scored a Five-Figure Book Deal
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April 17, 2009Certain Terms and Conditions May Apply to This Offer of Marriage
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April 17, 2009Inquiries and Mitigations Made by Both Your Financial Consultant and Your Gynecologist
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March 30, 20091980s TV Shows for Plants
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March 30, 2009Things Said in the Sleep-Research Lab That Could Also Refer to a One-Night Stand
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March 30, 2009Paleolithic Bryan Adams: A Playlist
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March 24, 2009Partial Index of First Lines From The Academy of American Sciences Presents: Famous Love Poems Enhanced by 21st-Century Research Findings.
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