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October 22, 2008STD Medication or Character From The NeverEnding Story?
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October 22, 2008Things That Sound Like the FedEx Truck Delivering the Job-Offer Letter That Will End My Employment Drought
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October 1, 2008Parade Magazine’s “What People Earn”: Grimms’ Fairy Tale Edition
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October 1, 2008Starting Lineup for the Fantasy Football Team “Last of the Mohicans.”
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October 1, 2008Things Not to Tell Fellow Construction Workers When You’re the New Guy
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September 11, 2008All I Really Need to Know I Learned in My Spam Box
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September 11, 2008Dance Dance Revolution
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September 11, 2008New Texting Acronyms for the Elderly
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August 28, 2008Three Things I’d Take to a Desert Island
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August 28, 2008Jokes I Came Up With While Recovering From Methicillin-Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus
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August 28, 2008Footnotes, Endnotes, and Parentheticals That Cost Me Marks on My Thesis
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August 21, 2008T-Shirts My Ex-Boyfriends Would Wear in a More Honest World
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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May 5, 2025A Typical Episode of Sesame Street as Imagined by Conservatives
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May 5, 2025I’m the Private Messaging App Signal, and the Trump Administration Is Ruining My Brand
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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May 5, 2025Choose Your Own Adventure (Endings Only)