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April 24, 2008What My Dad Is Talking About When He Yells “That’s What I’m Talking ’Bout.”
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April 24, 2008Categories I’d Be Sure to Win In on the Show Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
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April 24, 2008Sex Practices of the Freelance Writer
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April 19, 2008Signs Your Work Environment Is Actually Van Halen Circa 1984
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April 16, 2008Alternatives to Setting Your House on Fire to Avoid Foreclosure
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April 16, 2008If Horton Lived in My Neighborhood
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April 16, 2008Classes My Top-Tier Law School Should Have Offered as Warnings About the Profession
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April 10, 2008Uncircumcised Men Speak About Their Foreskins
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April 10, 2008All Tomorrow’s Pills
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April 3, 2008Relationship Advice I Might Give, Considering How My Last One Ended
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April 3, 2008Easy-Listening Songs From the ’70s, Rewritten by the Artists After They Had Kids
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April 3, 2008Porn for Depressives
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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