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March 26, 2008Titles of Love Songs I Would Write for People Like Me
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March 20, 2008Text Messages That Would Have Been Helpful
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March 20, 2008American Gladiator or American Car Model?
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March 19, 2008Brews to Accessorize the Modern Hipster
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March 19, 2008Unremarkable Things Bent by Uri Geller
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March 6, 2008A Comprehensive List of Third-Place Finishers for U.S. President, 2008–2036
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February 28, 2008An Accidental Merging of the 2007 Billboard Year-End Hot 100 With the Operating Report From My Bowel Resection
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February 28, 2008A Picnic Date Ending in an Awkward Sexual Encounter, Told Chronologically Through Board-Game Titles
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February 28, 2008Cowboy Deaths, in Descending Order of Degree of Dignity
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February 21, 2008Unfortunate “That’s What She Said” Precursors in Casual Sports
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February 21, 2008Significant Ways I Differ From Carly Simon
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February 21, 2008The Seven Laws of Higher Self-Esteem
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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