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March 24, 2009Passive-Aggressive Compliments I Give to My Wife That Were Stolen From Prince Lyrics
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March 24, 2009Actual Personal-Health-Care Tips From the 1917 U.S. Army Manual of Military Training (Written by Colonel James A. Moss) That Still Make Good Sense Today
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March 20, 2009Thoughts That Kept Picasso Up at Night
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March 17, 2009Tweets From the Roman Senate During Cicero’s First Oration Against Catiline
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March 17, 2009Unpopular Mardi Gras Shouts
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March 13, 2009SerendipiTea’s New Workplace Line of Teas
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March 13, 2009Titles I’m Kicking Around for My Forthcoming Bernie Madoff Biopic
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March 13, 2009Academic Monographs by Stars of the 1980s
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February 27, 2009Investment Opportunities for a Weak Economy, Suggested by the Ghost of James Brown
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February 27, 2009School Mascots That More Acccurately Represent the Student Body at My University
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February 27, 2009Why Karma Is a Bitch
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February 12, 2009Things I Thought or Heard While Serving in Iraq
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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