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June 18, 2009More Appropriate Wi-Fi Network Names for My Fellow Apartment Building Tenants
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June 18, 2009Books On Tape
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June 11, 2009Aesop’s Wife’s Tales
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June 11, 2009Non-Safety Schools
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June 11, 2009Key to High School Yearbook Abbreviations, Updated and Expanded
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June 4, 2009Party Games For the Recession
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June 4, 2009Potential Business Opportunities Based On Songs By The Rolling Stones, à la “Ruby Tuesday” Restaurant
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June 4, 2009Items Available at the Socratic Deli & Grocery
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May 19, 2009Norse Spirituals
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May 19, 2009Events From Our Office Functions, Written as Newspaper Headlines
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May 19, 2009Presidents Who Could Also Be Strippers
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May 5, 2009Tips for Avoiding Swine Flu
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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May 5, 2025A Typical Episode of Sesame Street as Imagined by Conservatives
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