What was your last period like?
What kind of protections are you using?
There seems to be a slight recession.
You might feel a pinch.
The worst is over.
You’ll be growing in no time.
April 17, 2009
Inquiries and Mitigations Made by Both Your Financial Consultant and Your Gynecologist
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