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All posts tagged
health
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April 5, 2019List: Description of My 2003 Honda CR-V or My 35-Year-Old Body?
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March 28, 2019I’m Vaccinating My Child the Natural Way—With Measles
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March 7, 2019Open Letters: An Open Break-Up Letter to Estrogen
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November 27, 2018HeartFirst Medical Solutions & Supplies LLC Is Proud to Present SHOK™: The Cool New Defibrillator For Gen Z
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September 25, 2018List: How to Talk to a Cancer Patient Without Being a Complete Twit
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August 20, 2018Confronting Your Office’s Vending Machine Over Changes In Its Menu
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August 3, 2018Pickup Lines for Hetero Cis Males to Use in Today’s Health-Conscious World
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July 30, 2018Look Out Folks… It’s Horse Flu Season!
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July 18, 2018Medical Report: Woman Hospitalized After Attempting Effortless Lifestyle
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June 21, 2018Diagnosis: Female
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 20, 2019List: Places Bruce Springsteen Fooled Around With Your Daughter
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May 20, 2019Fast Times at Alabama High
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May 17, 2019Honestly, We Just Hate Women