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April 14, 2025As Surgeon General, I Will Replace the Outdated, Inaccurate Body Mass Index with a Group of Catty, Mean-Spirited Middle Schoolers
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March 4, 2025I’m Your Chiropractor, and Trust Me, Your Spine Is Supposed to Sound Like That
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February 20, 2025Our Son Lionel’s Back at School
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January 23, 2025The Items You Own That Don’t Contain Microplastics
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September 18, 2024FAQ’s About Our New Patient Portal, HellthChase
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August 20, 2024Honest Answers to My Presurgical Intake Form for a Preventative Mastectomy
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July 18, 2024Your Body’s Updated Terms of Service
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July 16, 2024Live Like Prehistoric Man by Purchasing My Elaborate Supplement Routine
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July 3, 2024Family Tours in the Kingdom of the Sick: Write This on the Tablet of Your Heart
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May 30, 2024Family Tours in the Kingdom of the Sick: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Patient Portal
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