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All posts tagged
health
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March 7, 2019Open Letter: An Open Break-Up Letter to Estrogen
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November 27, 2018HeartFirst Medical Solutions & Supplies LLC Is Proud to Present SHOK™: The Cool New Defibrillator For Gen Z
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September 25, 2018List: How to Talk to a Cancer Patient Without Being a Complete Twit
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August 20, 2018Confronting Your Office’s Vending Machine Over Changes In Its Menu
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August 3, 2018Pickup Lines for Hetero Cis Males to Use in Today’s Health-Conscious World
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July 30, 2018Look Out Folks… It’s Horse Flu Season!
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July 18, 2018Medical Report: Woman Hospitalized After Attempting Effortless Lifestyle
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June 21, 2018Diagnosis: Female
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May 4, 2018My Self-Care Routine Involves Several Tons of Refined Sugar
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April 6, 2018Oregon Trail is Changing So That We Share Less of Your Private Dysentery Information
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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April 11, 2017Anything Men Can Do I Can Do Bleeding
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December 8, 2015List: Woman Facts
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe