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health
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November 3, 2017I Cut These 11 Toxins Out of My Diet and I’ve Never Felt More Distant From Humanity!
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September 27, 2017I’m Doctor Tom Brady and I’m Here to Transform Your Fat, Worthless Soul
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June 21, 2017List: Literary Devices That Double as Rare Medical Disorders
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June 20, 2017List: Wellness Blog Homepage Mad Libs
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June 8, 2017Regarding Your Yeast Infections: A Notice from Victoria’s Secret to Its Secret Shoppers
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March 27, 2017My Fully Optimized Life Allows Me Ample Time to Optimize Yours
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January 13, 2017List: 5 Warning Signs of Melanoma That Are Super Distracting at This Orgy
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November 11, 2016
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October 7, 2016List: Things to Discuss With My Doctor Before the Hysterectomy
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August 9, 2016Will Someone Please Tell Me What to Do With My Body?
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 1, 2018List: Honest Greeting Cards You Should Expect From the Women In Your Life This Week
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October 15, 2018Please Purchase My Personal Data From Me Directly
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October 15, 201819 Things to Know About Me, the Gay Male Sidekick in a Romantic Comedy
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October 15, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Travesty
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October 15, 2018Why I Keep My Household Vegan While Crushing Mozzarella Sticks at This Applebee’s