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All posts tagged
health
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August 20, 2018Confronting Your Office’s Vending Machine Over Changes In Its Menu
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August 3, 2018Pickup Lines for Hetero Cis Males to Use in Today’s Health-Conscious World
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July 30, 2018Look Out Folks… It’s Horse Flu Season!
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July 18, 2018Medical Report: Woman Hospitalized After Attempting Effortless Lifestyle
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June 21, 2018Diagnosis: Female
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May 4, 2018My Self-Care Routine Involves Several Tons of Refined Sugar
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April 6, 2018Oregon Trail is Changing So That We Share Less of Your Private Dysentery Information
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March 15, 2018The Entry for WebMD On WebMD
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February 8, 2018I’m Not on a Diet, I’m Fasting
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November 3, 2017I Cut These 11 Toxins Out of My Diet and I’ve Never Felt More Distant From Humanity!
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