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All posts tagged
health
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May 4, 2018My Self-Care Routine Involves Several Tons of Refined Sugar
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April 6, 2018Oregon Trail is Changing So That We Share Less of Your Private Dysentery Information
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March 15, 2018The Entry for WebMD On WebMD
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February 8, 2018I’m Not on a Diet, I’m Fasting
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November 3, 2017I Cut These 11 Toxins Out of My Diet and I’ve Never Felt More Distant From Humanity!
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September 27, 2017I’m Doctor Tom Brady and I’m Here to Transform Your Fat, Worthless Soul
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June 21, 2017List: Literary Devices That Double as Rare Medical Disorders
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June 20, 2017List: Wellness Blog Homepage Mad Libs
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June 8, 2017Regarding Your Yeast Infections: A Notice from Victoria’s Secret to Its Secret Shoppers
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March 27, 2017My Fully Optimized Life Allows Me Ample Time to Optimize Yours
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019Rules of Improv While Playing With Toddlers
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May 24, 2019List: “Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell