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All posts tagged
health
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January 10, 2014Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Anorexia
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January 9, 2014It’s My Radioactive Cyst’s Gender-Reveal Party, Y’all!
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November 20, 2013Taking Fish Oil Pills is an Extremely Personal Choice
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October 22, 2013Here’s Our Fucking Healthy Fast Food Philosophy
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September 6, 2013I’m Not Bloated; It’s Just the Growing Tapeworm I Swallowed to Lose Weight
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September 3, 2013The Current State of My Body
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July 23, 2013Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: On Holding Steady
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July 18, 2013List: Declarative Doobie Brothers’ Lyric or Instructional Line from a First Draft of a 1950s Hygiene Manual Written By an Angry Person Who Got Fired?
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July 2, 2013Open Letters: An Open Letter to #fitgirls
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May 28, 2013We’re the Uber of Organ Transplants
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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July 19, 2019Ernest Hemingway, Parenting Blogger
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July 18, 2019I Am Against Identity Politics, By Which I Mean I Am In Favor of White Identity Politics
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July 18, 2019List: Things You’re More Likely to Get Arrested for Than Rape
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July 18, 2019A Typical Phone Call to My Congressional Representative, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez